Lady Gaga cut-her-leg (?)

Lady GaGa amputated her leg purely for fashion purposes?

l-o-l, how fashionable is that? People would kill to have their limbs intact and this crazy woman removed it just for fashion? Tell me this is yet another silly stunt of hers, another trick up on her sleeves.

What do you think?

April 24th, 2010

by Rowntree McCartell

Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

Lady GaGa is truly dedicated to her new look

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa,

astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced

that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.

The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different',

and it seems she has achieved her objective.

Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the knew image when filming begins in three weeks.

"This is the latest fashion I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird shit huh.

Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm,

hmm...which one should I amputate next?"

Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.

"Cosmetic Amputation Surgery"
According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.

"Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies?

You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks

or maybe legless fucktard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts.

Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend,

and I'd be first in line to chop off that untalented cunt Robbie Williams' head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton.

I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.

Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed

to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science.

okay, if lady gaga cut her leg for fashion purposes, i will cut my middle finger for FASHION PURPOSES too.